So I got this bug up my ass to start an indoor herb garden awhile back. Unfortunantely once I started I naturally became completely out of control and started planting from seed a bunch of things. At the moment I have currently sprouting from seed: cherry tomatos, basil, cilantro, parsley, jalapeno, eggplant, and sweet peppers. Also I currently have cerranos and bell peppers pissing me off by not sprouting.
I knew I was keeping all those old Earth Balance and Tofutti containers for something important. Also check out how totally shitty the house next to my apartment is. Who needs a fucking roof when you can just overlap peices of particle board on top of each other. One time a friend of mine upon waking up from a heavy night of drinking ventured outside to smoke and exlaimed “where the fuck am I, in Tijauna?”
And then like a maniac the other day I bought seeds for lettuce, baby carrots, dill, broccoli, radishes, and green onions.
People have told me often that Im not going to be able to grow most of these things sucessfully, but Im too stubborn to listen. We’ll see.
I also have a revolutionary approach to growing hot peppers. I treat them like shit. I yell at them and blast only the most black of black metal in hopes of filling them with evil and making them fiery hot.
As you can see Im totally wishing hatred upon my jalapenos here. I think its working as theyre growing all scared like against the side of the container. Those bad boys are going to be filled with fear and burn my ring out.
wow, y ou have a blog. let’s make some cash off it.
I like money.
I really hope “basil” and “parsley” are codes for something more bad ass than basil and parsley.
how does your garden grow? you been feeding your plants the electrolytes that plants crave?